Parenting Requires Coffee

Olyve lost her first tooth on Saturday night, which is good because the new one was already coming in and it looked like a shark tooth lurking in the back.

Sunday morning, I’m in the kitchen filling the Nespresso water tank and trying to get my caffeine fix. Olyve comes downstairs and excitedly says “the tooth fairy left me money!” We talked about how exciting it was. Then:

Olyve: “Llama Llama got coin money. Why did I get paper money"?”

Me: uhhh I don’t want to insult Mama Llama no wait it’s the tooth fairy then why would the tooth fairy give diff— “Inflation!”